In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left - Winston Churchill. (Witty Quips Leader)
We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm - Winston Churchill.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they turn it into TV shows - Woody Allen.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange - Fred Allen.
I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark - Duncan Spaeth.
Better to light a candle than curse the darkness - Chinese Proverb.
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper - Billy Wilder.
Ireland - One race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever - Sigmund Freud.