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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way – Henny Youngman.

In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left - Winston Churchill. (Witty Quips Leader)

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm - Winston Churchill.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they turn it into TV shows - Woody Allen.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange - Fred Allen.

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark - Duncan Spaeth.

Better to light a candle than curse the darkness - Chinese Proverb.

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper - Billy Wilder.

Ireland - One race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever - Sigmund Freud.

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