Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city - George Burns.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them - P. J. O'Rourke.
If Stupidity ( american voters) got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out? - Will Rogers.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please - Mark Twain.
The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school - George Bernard Shaw.
The secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people - George Bernard Shaw.
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. – Ann Landers
When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion - Robert Pirsig
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally - W. C. Fields.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception - Groucho Marx
“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?” – Albert Einstein.