I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means I am employed!

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city - George Burns.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them - P. J. O'Rourke.

If Stupidity ( american voters) got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out? - Will Rogers.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please - Mark Twain.

The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school - George Bernard Shaw.

The secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people - George Bernard Shaw.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. – Ann Landers

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion - Robert Pirsig

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally - W. C. Fields.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception - Groucho Marx

“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?” – Albert Einstein.