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Funny thought provokers...


I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.

She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".


Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.


My girlfriend asked me why I don't "Like" any of her Facebook pictures.

"Because my wife would kill me," I replied.


Why is crucified Jesus always depicted with six pack abs?

He did CrossFit.


Lawyers?


A lawyer just got home from work. As he stepped out of his BMW, a speeding car ripped off the door. As the lawyer jumped up and down cussing and swearing, a cop who was driving by stopped. He rolled down the window and said, “What’s wrong?"

The lawyer replied, “That idiot, speeding down the street, ripped off my BMW’s door!"

The cop said, “You lawyers make me sick. You worry too much about your possesions. If you weren’t blinded by greed, you would notice that your arm got ripped off!"

“Oh no!" cried the lawyer, “My Rolex!"

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PE&R Branch
PE&R Branch
Dec 29, 2018

Thanks Dave, same to you and yours as well. And yes, the challenge for everyone is to rise above the noise and put their faith in good over evil. Happy New Year!

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David Edmond
David Edmond
Dec 29, 2018

Thanks for the chance to laugh as the year has come to a conclusion. Wasn't much of a year for laughs unless you think of the grinch down south who stole a merry Christmas from so many with nary a thought. Like a petulant child who will soon be sent to the corner, out of sight, out of mind. On a happier note, may each of you have a good start to 2019 and find happiness and contentment throughout the year.


David Edmond

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