Stuttering Cat!

>>>> A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human

>>>> beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.

>>>> A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

>>>> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,

>>>> asked the girl to describe the incident.

>>>> "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the

>>>> Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew

>>>> it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

>>>> "That must've been scary," said the teacher.

>>>> "It sure was," said the little girl.

>>>> "My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff,' but

>>>> before she could say 'Fuck!,' the Rottweiler ate her!"

>>>> The teacher had to leave the room